[...oh, bloody Hell. He never going to get used to this not-having-George-around thing.]

He's hardly fake, though the monster part is still highly questionable. Has to be, to have imitated this handsome face so thoroughly.

[He gestures to himself with a half-hearted smirk. He misses his twin. :(]

Y'know, why's it that Muggles always picture the rabbit in a hat gag? It's rather depressing to think that's the only bit of magic you lot've got to entertain yourselves.