Wouldn't've let you eat it if I didn't consider you a friend.
[This is the truth! The only friend he's ever spared a gag is Hermione, and that's because she'd've jinxed him into next week if he'd let her turn into a canary. Still, Nathan looks so pitiable, so Fred summons a Snackbox and sets it on a table to explain them to him.]
Here, watch and learn.
[Deciding a Nosebleed Nougat should be good enough for a demonstration, he pulls a handkerchief from his pocket and eats the orange end. Blood almost immediately starts pouring from his nostrils, soaking through the kerchief in mere moments before he plops the purple end into his mouth. It stops almost as quickly, and he grins, looking good as new.]
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[This is the truth! The only friend he's ever spared a gag is Hermione, and that's because she'd've jinxed him into next week if he'd let her turn into a canary. Still, Nathan looks so pitiable, so Fred summons a Snackbox and sets it on a table to explain them to him.]
Here, watch and learn.
[Deciding a Nosebleed Nougat should be good enough for a demonstration, he pulls a handkerchief from his pocket and eats the orange end. Blood almost immediately starts pouring from his nostrils, soaking through the kerchief in mere moments before he plops the purple end into his mouth. It stops almost as quickly, and he grins, looking good as new.]