[Easily Scoured - you think they didn't have to do this plenty times themselves? He even pulls out an extra handkerchief for Nathan; don't ask how many he carries with him. They're an absolute necessity.]

Got me out of every class I had my last year at school, if you'd believe it. Mighty useful, and one hundred percent failsafe. For humans, at least.

[He still really wants to test them on Aradia and her fellow trolls.]

I'll give you this lot, but only if you spread the good word.