[He looks around the spread for a moment and when he can't find what he's looking for, he pulls his wand from his pocket and mutters an incantation. A similar wand flys up into his free hand and he swaps it with the real one, which he tucks back away.]
-this here's one of my favourite spoofs. Suppose it doesn't really mean much here, but you plant one of these on an unsuspecting witch or wizard and when they go to perform a spell-
[He flicks the wand and it turns into a toy airplane, which floats in front of him for a moment before whizzing away.]
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[He looks around the spread for a moment and when he can't find what he's looking for, he pulls his wand from his pocket and mutters an incantation. A similar wand flys up into his free hand and he swaps it with the real one, which he tucks back away.]
-this here's one of my favourite spoofs. Suppose it doesn't really mean much here, but you plant one of these on an unsuspecting witch or wizard and when they go to perform a spell-
[He flicks the wand and it turns into a toy airplane, which floats in front of him for a moment before whizzing away.]