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[ accidental video ]

[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.

UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.

WHY

DOES THIS

EXIST.

Fred's face immediately turns to horror and he almost throws the device, he backs away so fast.]

What? What is it?

[George's voice comes from across the room, but Fred can't spare him a glace. He keeps his eyes glued in absolute terror as though the images might attack him should he show his back, and slowly moves towards the bedroom door and rips it open.]

Ginny. Ginny!

[FUCK. HORROR. TERROR. He runs from the room, continuing to scream his sister's name because what in Merlin's name is going on here. Curious as to what has his twin so disturbed, George climbs from his bed to Fred's and peeks at the device. Cue the same instant horror.]

Oh, bloody--.

[He feigns retching noises and claps a hand over his mouth before turning to follow in his brother's footsteps from the room. The feed continues to proudly display these images until it times out and shuts off.]

[ooc; Congratulations on your first curse, Fred! :D Just so you know, they actually showed Tom Felton those first two manips on one of those talk show things. I have the reaction .gifs here and here just for fun. Digging around for that last one mentally scarred me so YOU GUYS BETTER APPRECIATE IT

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I debated finding one over the water then decided not to at the last minute.

[ooc: GOODNIGHT]

Oh, no, you're fine. [And winking.] I don't normally mention it. What is a metamorphmagus?

Skeeter?

[She thinks she's familiar with the name, but a story never hurt anyone.]

Don't you dare, I've only just gotten you back.

[Snappy, irritable, and she still can't get that image out of her head. Wand drawn and device buttons carefully prodded at until it cancels out the pop-up. Too late, though. Damage done.]

Can we Obliviate each other? Or live off of Dreamless Sleep Potion for the rest of our lives? I'm going to have nightmares.

You're going to get snot all over my jumper.

If I went about doing that sort of thing, my sister'd hex me into next Thursday. Probably makes it all the more exciting, I'd wager.

I'd do an eyepatch if I were you. I reckon the ladies would find it more dashing.

He's not bad, is he? We should keep him around, sharp wit like that.

It's a particular sort of Transfiguration back home. Some people're born with the ability to alter their appearance at will - even something like having cat ears.

That so?

My sister isn't here and wouldn't care even if she was. It would be my brother who would get upset with me.

And he's not here either.

Ginny has a boyfriend?

I only speak the truth, I promise you.

I'll have to make sure I'm worth being kept.

Terrible old hag, that one. You could bat an eyelash wrong and she'd have it on the front page you threatened to murder a puppy. She had the world convinced Hermione was some sort of harlot going about toying with Harry's ickle heart at one point.

And you'll love every bit of it. Now get over here, you spectacular git.

And look like a giirateirate? Have you ever heard of anything so absurd?

[...why are they seriously discussing this.]

That's it then. You'll just have to live with what you've brought upon yourself. Forever.

[Because they're fabulous, that's why.]

I'm already sitting next to you! You could just be telling me this in person.

[Ah. Familial problems. Fred can never understand them, because family is everything. He smiles, though it's missing something.]

Well. Reckon that's plenty reason to start a little trouble.

[No one understands his family and how they show they care. He's used to that.]

Maybe it will summon them to this place so that way they can tell me to stop it.

[Hopeful? Maybe.]

I'm inclined to agree, brother mine. We've a new comrade in arms.

[And by "arms," he means mischief. Naturally.]

Glad we're in agreement, then.

[Naturally]

[Oi, he's the one being directly subjected to these horrors. Why is he the one being snapped at? :c]

It's all for naught, little sister. There's no hope left for us.

[She's joking, but.]

I don't know if I can stand to date him again after seeing that.

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