feorge: (excuse my manners;)
fred. ([personal profile] feorge) wrote2011-09-06 10:16 am

oo3.

[ accidental video ]

[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.

UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.


WHY


DOES THIS


EXIST.


Fred's face immediately turns to horror and he almost throws the device, he backs away so fast.]


What? What is it?

[George's voice comes from across the room, but Fred can't spare him a glace. He keeps his eyes glued in absolute terror as though the images might attack him should he show his back, and slowly moves towards the bedroom door and rips it open.]

Ginny. Ginny!

[FUCK. HORROR. TERROR. He runs from the room, continuing to scream his sister's name because what in Merlin's name is going on here. Curious as to what has his twin so disturbed, George climbs from his bed to Fred's and peeks at the device. Cue the same instant horror.]

Oh, bloody--.

[He feigns retching noises and claps a hand over his mouth before turning to follow in his brother's footsteps from the room. The feed continues to proudly display these images until it times out and shuts off.]

[ooc; Congratulations on your first curse, Fred! :D Just so you know, they actually showed Tom Felton those first two manips on one of those talk show things. I have the reaction .gifs here and here just for fun. Digging around for that last one mentally scarred me so YOU GUYS BETTER APPRECIATE IT ]
onlyholey: (no way!)

action; once they are safely in the next room

[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-09-06 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell were you looking at that for?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And now you can't even use the excuse that you got caught up in a pornado.
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[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-09-06 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Come again?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I never did a first time.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Pornado. It's when you unwittingly click on an innocent looking link and end up with neverending porno popups.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
If you don't watch where you click.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
With Photoshop, everything is possible.
onlyholey: (are you sure?)

action;

[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-09-06 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I was managing just fine without running across anything... disturbing.
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[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-09-06 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sees what you did there. Very nice. E, all around. Bravo.]

Is this some other muggle term I'm supposed to know about?
Edited 2011-09-06 21:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Usually I would say ask your sister, but this time, ask your brother.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[And she just completely loses it.]

Oh, that is a dangerous question to ask. Two-sided even.
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[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-09-06 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...if I can ever get him to stop rinsing his eyes out in the toilet sink.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
He'll build up a tolerance with time.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, simmer down. You're way too young to be flirting with me.

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[identity profile] 1charmingangel.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The wild assumption is that you two know the people in those images.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't say it wasn't the truth.

[Conceited? Nope, just confident.]

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