You haven't even seen the half of it. There're five other players per team and three other balls to be had in a game, two of which go about trying to knock players off their brooms. That's Georgie and I - Beaters, as they're called. And this's just an imitation of a pitch we made by hand, whereas the real thing's five hundred feet and larger than your football stadiums.

Think you just can't quite handle our parties, Nathan.