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[feorge]

"Evening, ladies and gents. I am currently unavailable, and can't promise I won't be blown to bits or otherwise indisposed for the rest of the night, so really, contacting me here's mostly a bad job. Sorry!"

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[thenormalsquint]

TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP. TOTALLY AMAZING! BE THE FIRST TO SEE THEM!

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[knight_to_king]

OY! You tosspot.

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[feorge]

Godric's balls, you twat. What've you done this time?

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[knight_to_king]

I haven't gone and done nothing yet!

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[feorge]

Then why're you shouting about and calling me a tosspot? I have got both ears, you know.

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[knight_to_king]

Why else beyond the fact you are one? [A pause.]

I erm. Sorta need your help with something.

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[feorge]

Ah, so that's how it is, then. Generally speaking, starting with an insult's not the best way to ask a favor, Won Won. What would Mum say?

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[knight_to_king]

Shove off. I was getting it out of the way early.

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[feorge]

A preemptive strike, hm? Color me impressed, I didn't think you knew how to plan ahead.

Go on, then. What's so important, you've come to me for help?

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[knight_to_king]

Shut it you sodding prick.

...It's about Hermione.

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[feorge]

...You haven't snuffed her, have you? I'll not be helping you hide my sister's body.

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[knight_to_king]

Oy! Course I haven't. And don't you go calling her your sister, makes it sound odd.

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[feorge]

Once the two of you're married with a mob of nippers running about, I'll be saying it loads more often. Get used to it now.

['cept, y'know, he won't be there. Details.]

So what is it you need?

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[knight_to_king]

[Nope, Ron is distracted and turning totally red.]

Jumping a bit ahe--S'not going to-- Bloody hell, why'd you have to go there.

[Clearing his throat now. Trying to piece together words coherently.] And failing.]

Birthday.... few days.

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[feorge]

[Win.]

Brilliant observation. I've heard that happens once every year or so.

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[knight_to_king]

[He hates you so much right now.]


...Forget I said anything.

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[feorge]

[You love him. Always.]

All right, all right. I'll lay off. [For now.] What do you need?

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[knight_to_king]

[Love as a brother does not mean he can't hate you.]

Said forget it, all you're going to do is take the mickey. Knew the idea was barmy.

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[feorge]

[You take what you can get.]

Can't know if it's barmy if you don't tell me what it is, little brother. Promise, I'll lay off.

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[knight_to_king]

Meant talking to you, you prat. [Except he pauses before continuing.] S'just, what should I go and do. It's the first time since we--Well, she already turned back home-- mental, really, this whole time thing-- but point is she was at school and I was working at the store. I should do something, yeah?

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[feorge]

'course you should do something, don't be daft. Regardless of whether she's turned back home, [Yeah, that is strange to say.], it's still her birthday.

That mean you haven't got anything planned already?

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[knight_to_king]

I've only thought a bit about it. Dunno anything she'd like in this place.

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[feorge]

Oh, for Merlin's sake. Have I taught you nothing, Ron?

[You young'ns these days. :|]

Doesn't matter where you are, she only cares that she's with you.

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[knight_to_king]

[That just makes him turn redder.]

Still think that's a bit mental. Not the point though, is it? It's erm gotta be sorta special-- a bit-- don't it? [he does not do feelings well. ever. but he's smart enough to figure out that as her boyfriend now he has to do something more than normal.]

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[feorge]

Figure that one out all by yourself? There's hope for you yet.

[No, really. This is progress!]

You haven't gone and spent all the money given to you, right?