feorge: (excuse my manners;)
fred. ([personal profile] feorge) wrote2011-09-06 10:16 am

oo3.

[ accidental video ]

[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.

UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.


WHY


DOES THIS


EXIST.


Fred's face immediately turns to horror and he almost throws the device, he backs away so fast.]


What? What is it?

[George's voice comes from across the room, but Fred can't spare him a glace. He keeps his eyes glued in absolute terror as though the images might attack him should he show his back, and slowly moves towards the bedroom door and rips it open.]

Ginny. Ginny!

[FUCK. HORROR. TERROR. He runs from the room, continuing to scream his sister's name because what in Merlin's name is going on here. Curious as to what has his twin so disturbed, George climbs from his bed to Fred's and peeks at the device. Cue the same instant horror.]

Oh, bloody--.

[He feigns retching noises and claps a hand over his mouth before turning to follow in his brother's footsteps from the room. The feed continues to proudly display these images until it times out and shuts off.]

[ooc; Congratulations on your first curse, Fred! :D Just so you know, they actually showed Tom Felton those first two manips on one of those talk show things. I have the reaction .gifs here and here just for fun. Digging around for that last one mentally scarred me so YOU GUYS BETTER APPRECIATE IT ]

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[identity profile] 1charmingangel.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Does he wear a pretty crown or is he just an insufferable twat?
thenormalsquint: (Default)

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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Flattering, but add ten.

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[identity profile] 1charmingangel.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Which he would then model for her while she cried tears of joy of the wonder that is her pretty princess of a son.
onlyholey: (polyjuice)

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[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-09-06 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if you promise to hold still for the whole thing. Ginny'd get so irked if we got blood and brain chunks all over the kitchen.
onlyholey: (glance)

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[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-09-06 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope he doesn't, it'll just mean he'll keep subjecting me to it so he doesn't have to suffer alone.

Please tell me this isn't a regular occurrence, either.

voice; AHAHAHAH SOB PLACEHOLDER BUT OMG

[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHE IS NOT HOME. MERLIN'S BEARD WHAT IS THIS YELLING.]

Fred. For Godric's sake, what?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[For a minute, the feed switches to video and Angela's holding her DC driver's license up to the camera. It clearly says her birthday is October 26, 1978 making her almost 33.]

Nope. But thank you for feeding my ego.

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[identity profile] 1charmingangel.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen it so many times that I know the pattern well.

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[identity profile] threadthefire.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
What on earth... has something happened to Ginny?

[Someone has been very smart about not looking at the Network today, but it's hard to miss the shouts for someone who is somewhat dear to him.]
onlyholey: (epic w/bandage)

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[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-09-06 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think both us us need to be missing any more of our faces.

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[identity profile] 1charmingangel.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucky you. You don't want to experience more than one.

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[identity profile] 1charmingangel.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Jace Lightwood.

[Totally grinning back.]

And who are you two?
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[personal profile] adamantined 2011-09-07 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[HORROR.]

This is exactly like finding out one of your friends is a porn star.

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