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[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.
UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.
WHY
DOES THIS
EXIST.
Fred's face immediately turns to horror and he almost throws the device, he backs away so fast.]
What? What is it?
[George's voice comes from across the room, but Fred can't spare him a glace. He keeps his eyes glued in absolute terror as though the images might attack him should he show his back, and slowly moves towards the bedroom door and rips it open.]
Ginny. Ginny!
[FUCK. HORROR. TERROR. He runs from the room, continuing to scream his sister's name because what in Merlin's name is going on here. Curious as to what has his twin so disturbed, George climbs from his bed to Fred's and peeks at the device. Cue the same instant horror.]
Oh, bloody--.
[He feigns retching noises and claps a hand over his mouth before turning to follow in his brother's footsteps from the room. The feed continues to proudly display these images until it times out and shuts off.]
[ooc; Congratulations on your first curse, Fred! :D Just so you know, they actually showed Tom Felton those first two manips on one of those talk show things. I have the reaction .gifs here and here just for fun. Digging around for that last one mentally scarred me so YOU GUYS BETTER APPRECIATE IT
]
[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.
UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.
WHY
DOES THIS
EXIST.
Fred's face immediately turns to horror and he almost throws the device, he backs away so fast.]
What? What is it?
[George's voice comes from across the room, but Fred can't spare him a glace. He keeps his eyes glued in absolute terror as though the images might attack him should he show his back, and slowly moves towards the bedroom door and rips it open.]
Ginny. Ginny!
[FUCK. HORROR. TERROR. He runs from the room, continuing to scream his sister's name because what in Merlin's name is going on here. Curious as to what has his twin so disturbed, George climbs from his bed to Fred's and peeks at the device. Cue the same instant horror.]
Oh, bloody--.
[He feigns retching noises and claps a hand over his mouth before turning to follow in his brother's footsteps from the room. The feed continues to proudly display these images until it times out and shuts off.]
[ooc; Congratulations on your first curse, Fred! :D Just so you know, they actually showed Tom Felton those first two manips on one of those talk show things. I have the reaction .gifs here and here just for fun. Digging around for that last one mentally scarred me so YOU GUYS BETTER APPRECIATE IT
]
voice; I LIVE TO PLEASE ;_________; b
Date: 2011-09-06 11:28 pm (UTC)Your--. The bloody--. It's--.
[HUFF.]
Make it stop.
voice; MY BRAIN ;___;
Date: 2011-09-07 02:01 am (UTC)[She's actually sort of concerned and is on her way back to the cabin with a new supply of biscuits (you'd think it's all they ate, Merlin's beard). But she's staring, bewildered, at her device.]
Make what stop? Are you alright?
voice; I HAD TO DIG THROUGH /PAGES/ OF DRARRY FOR THAT LAST ONE ;_______;
Date: 2011-09-07 03:22 am (UTC)[Be so, so very concerned, little sister.]
voice; I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW
Date: 2011-09-07 03:25 am (UTC)[She is Serious about this. But honestly. What the hell is going on.]
Don't you sodding dance around the subject or I'm going to assume the worst! What happened?
voice; YOU REALLY, /REALLY/ DON'T also: 1/3
Date: 2011-09-07 04:20 am (UTC)Just, look at the sodding--!
attachment; 2/3
Date: 2011-09-07 04:22 am (UTC)voice; SOB i'm so sorry u_____u"
Date: 2011-09-07 04:23 am (UTC)[Someone's been spending too much time with Nathan. There's a crash and a clatter - Fred did throw the device this time.]
voice; OH DEAR SWEET LORD also 1/3
Date: 2011-09-07 04:27 am (UTC)voice; 2/4 lies
Date: 2011-09-07 04:27 am (UTC)voice; 3/4
Date: 2011-09-07 04:29 am (UTC)For the love of all that's magical, where... that isn't—that can't—
voice; FFFFFF
Date: 2011-09-07 04:29 am (UTC)What did you do.
voice;
Date: 2011-09-07 04:40 am (UTC)I didn't do anything! Make it stop!
voice;
Date: 2011-09-07 04:44 am (UTC)You think I can fix this? Just short of throwing a Blasting Curse at it, I don't know—I'm not a Muggle! I don't bloody understand those things! You make it stop!
[She hasn't seen either Harry or Malfoy in ages. This is not what she needed her first new memory of them to be.]
I think I might actually vomit.
voice;
Date: 2011-09-07 05:17 am (UTC)[Well, Fred's seen him plenty recently - when he was dying. This is not the image he wants painted of his essentially younger brother.]
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Date: 2011-09-07 04:20 pm (UTC)[Snappy, irritable, and she still can't get that image out of her head. Wand drawn and device buttons carefully prodded at until it cancels out the pop-up. Too late, though. Damage done.]
Can we Obliviate each other? Or live off of Dreamless Sleep Potion for the rest of our lives? I'm going to have nightmares.
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Date: 2011-09-09 01:29 am (UTC)It's all for naught, little sister. There's no hope left for us.
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Date: 2011-09-09 01:54 am (UTC)I don't know if I can stand to date him again after seeing that.
voice;
Date: 2011-09-09 08:20 pm (UTC)Much as it pains me to say, if you don't snog him the moment you see him next, I'll have to live with this image haunting me forever.
voice;
Date: 2011-09-09 08:25 pm (UTC)I suppose it depends on whether or not he still fancies me.
[Or the other way around? Except, no. No, she'll always fancy Harry, even when she was with other blokes.]
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Date: 2011-09-09 09:02 pm (UTC)He'd be a fool not to. Or maybe blind. Seriously, love, you are breathtaking.
[A damn sight better than Draco, in the least. He makes another retching noise - entirely different cause this time.]
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Date: 2011-09-09 11:45 pm (UTC)Oh, yeah. I'll really believe that while you're being sick all over your trainers.
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Date: 2011-09-10 10:29 pm (UTC)[He might actually die. Again.]
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Date: 2011-09-10 10:34 pm (UTC)Never say those names in the same sentence as snogging ever again. Merlin, Fred. I was on my way to forgetting it. It's hard enough thinking about Harry without bringing that slimy ferret into the equation.
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Date: 2011-09-11 02:57 am (UTC)We're getting absolutely nowhere here. Just get home and we'll have supper and go to sleep and if we're very, very lucky, forget all of this ever happened. Or never wake up. I'm not sure which I'd prefer at this point.
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Date: 2011-09-11 04:34 am (UTC)[And this shouldn't make her miss Harry, but it does, and fiercely, too.]
I'll be back soon. I hope you haven't got these pictures framed somewhere.
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