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[ accidental video ]

[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.

UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.

WHY

DOES THIS

EXIST.

Fred's face immediately turns to horror and he almost throws the device, he backs away so fast.]

What? What is it?

[George's voice comes from across the room, but Fred can't spare him a glace. He keeps his eyes glued in absolute terror as though the images might attack him should he show his back, and slowly moves towards the bedroom door and rips it open.]

Ginny. Ginny!

[FUCK. HORROR. TERROR. He runs from the room, continuing to scream his sister's name because what in Merlin's name is going on here. Curious as to what has his twin so disturbed, George climbs from his bed to Fred's and peeks at the device. Cue the same instant horror.]

Oh, bloody--.

[He feigns retching noises and claps a hand over his mouth before turning to follow in his brother's footsteps from the room. The feed continues to proudly display these images until it times out and shuts off.]

[ooc; Congratulations on your first curse, Fred! :D Just so you know, they actually showed Tom Felton those first two manips on one of those talk show things. I have the reaction .gifs here and here just for fun. Digging around for that last one mentally scarred me so YOU GUYS BETTER APPRECIATE IT

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George and Fred Weasley. Don't let his good looks fool you, though. I'm the cleverer one.

Is that so?

Fairly certain, though I think I've an advantage what with his brains leaking from his head.

[He points to his ear where, on George, is nothing but a gaping hole, the only discernible difference between the two of them.]

Now that's just cheating. You should give him a handicap.

This bloke? It's almost impossible. I'd have to cut off both of my legs to give him a fair chance in a race.

At least you know how far you'd have to go.

'course I do, he's my twin. I know him better than my own wand arm.

Wand arm, hm? [Color him curious.]

The one and only.

[He lifts his right hand as though to wave and wiggles his fingers playfully.]

Which would make you a magic user.

Right you are. Doesn't seem to be all too uncommon around here.

I've noticed that. It's not even a secret.

I see no reason why it ought to be, especially in a place like this.

Considering it has to be hidden away in my world, it's actually surprising. A welcome change though.

It's meant to be in mine as well but I've always thought that was rubbish. How're we meant to coexist if Muggles don't know we're even there?

I'm guessing that Muggles are like Mundanes in my world and the supposed "normal" humans.

Mundanes? [Boring, plain? Spectacular.] Think I like your word better.

That make you a wizard as well, then?

You are more than welcome to use it.

[A small laugh.] I'm a Shadowhunter.

Now that sounds exciting.

[You've got his undivided attention.]

It is. I get the opportunity to take down demons.

Bloody Hell, mate. That's fantastic.

The demons don't think so. But that's probably one of the best parts.

Yeah, I'd reckon so. Farthest we get with the lot of them is fishing for Grindylows and stuffing some nippers in a box for a Wheeze. But to hunt them?

[He gives an appreciative whistle.]

I make sure that vampires, werewolves, fairies, and warlocks don't go around damaging mundies too.

And before you ask, a warlock is not a wizard in my world.