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[feorge]

[ accidental video ]

[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.

UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.


WHY


DOES THIS


EXIST.

Fred's face immediately turns to horror and he almost throws the device, he backs away so fast.]

What? What is it?

[George's voice comes from across the room, but Fred can't spare him a glace. He keeps his eyes glued in absolute terror as though the images might attack him should he show his back, and slowly moves towards the bedroom door and rips it open.]

Ginny. Ginny!

[FUCK. HORROR. TERROR. He runs from the room, continuing to scream his sister's name because what in Merlin's name is going on here. Curious as to what has his twin so disturbed, George climbs from his bed to Fred's and peeks at the device. Cue the same instant horror.]

Oh, bloody--.

[He feigns retching noises and claps a hand over his mouth before turning to follow in his brother's footsteps from the room. The feed continues to proudly display these images until it times out and shuts off.]

[ooc; Congratulations on your first curse, Fred! :D Just so you know, they actually showed Tom Felton those first two manips on one of those talk show things. I have the reaction .gifs here and here just for fun. Digging around for that last one mentally scarred me so YOU GUYS BETTER APPRECIATE IT ]

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action; once they are safely in the next room

[onlyholey]

What the hell were you looking at that for?

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[feorge]

[He's still covering his face with his hands - it's burned into his retinas - but he drops them to look at his brother as though he's gone mad.]

Bloody Hell, Georgie. You honestly think I'd go looking for that, that--.

[No words. There are just no words. He slaps his hands back to his face and shakes his head.]

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[onlyholey]

I was managing just fine without running across anything... disturbing.

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[feorge]

I hadn't run across anything, it just...attacked me from nowhere.

[He's just gonna drop his head on the table now.]

Do you love me enough to Scour my eyes from my skull?

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[thenormalsquint]

And now you can't even use the excuse that you got caught up in a pornado.

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[onlyholey]

Come again?

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[thenormalsquint]

I never did a first time.

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[onlyholey]

[He sees what you did there. Very nice. E, all around. Bravo.]

Is this some other muggle term I'm supposed to know about?

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[feorge]

A...what, now?

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[thenormalsquint]

Pornado. It's when you unwittingly click on an innocent looking link and end up with neverending porno popups.

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[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

The wild assumption is that you two know the people in those images.

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[feorge]

Got it in one. One's practically a little brother - the other's the princess of all prats.

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[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

Does he wear a pretty crown or is he just an insufferable twat?

voice; AHAHAHAH SOB PLACEHOLDER BUT OMG

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

[SHE IS NOT HOME. MERLIN'S BEARD WHAT IS THIS YELLING.]

Fred. For Godric's sake, what?

voice; I LIVE TO PLEASE ;_________; b

[feorge]

[Your favourite brother is mentally and emotionally disturbed, WHY ARE YOU NOT HOME TO FIX IT.]

Your--. The bloody--. It's--.

[HUFF.]

Make it stop.

voice; MY BRAIN ;___;

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

What?

[She's actually sort of concerned and is on her way back to the cabin with a new supply of biscuits (you'd think it's all they ate, Merlin's beard). But she's staring, bewildered, at her device.]

Make what stop? Are you alright?

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[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

What on earth... has something happened to Ginny?

[Someone has been very smart about not looking at the Network today, but it's hard to miss the shouts for someone who is somewhat dear to him.]

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[feorge]

[HE IS WISER THAN FRED.]

Merlin, no, it's her--. The bleeding--. [How does Fred shot words?] Her ruddy boytoy's snogging another bloke.

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[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

Ginny has a boyfriend?

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[adamantined]

[HORROR.]

This is exactly like finding out one of your friends is a porn star.

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[feorge]

Not at all. We'd give props for that one; this is just wrong.

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[adamantined]

I hate you for feeling compelled to share.

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[deadly_legacy]

[Not someone she recognizes but the shouting gets her attention!]

Is something wrong? Are you all right?

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[feorge]

[He's still rubbing his eyes as though it'll help scratch the images from his retinas.]

Far from "all right," everything's bloody wrong.

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[deadly_legacy]

[Everything is quite a bit.] Do you need help?