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[feorge]

[ accidental video ]

[Alright, so. Porn. Nothing too humiliating because, hello, Fred has no shame. So all you see is him sitting with his head resting in one of his hands as he digs through the lot of it, sniggering and shaking his head as he goes along.

UNTIL HE FINDS THIS.


WHY


DOES THIS


EXIST.

Fred's face immediately turns to horror and he almost throws the device, he backs away so fast.]

What? What is it?

[George's voice comes from across the room, but Fred can't spare him a glace. He keeps his eyes glued in absolute terror as though the images might attack him should he show his back, and slowly moves towards the bedroom door and rips it open.]

Ginny. Ginny!

[FUCK. HORROR. TERROR. He runs from the room, continuing to scream his sister's name because what in Merlin's name is going on here. Curious as to what has his twin so disturbed, George climbs from his bed to Fred's and peeks at the device. Cue the same instant horror.]

Oh, bloody--.

[He feigns retching noises and claps a hand over his mouth before turning to follow in his brother's footsteps from the room. The feed continues to proudly display these images until it times out and shuts off.]

[ooc; Congratulations on your first curse, Fred! :D Just so you know, they actually showed Tom Felton those first two manips on one of those talk show things. I have the reaction .gifs here and here just for fun. Digging around for that last one mentally scarred me so YOU GUYS BETTER APPRECIATE IT ]

Comments

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[feorge]

Everyone always calls it flirting. Can't a man tell the truth everyone once in awhile?

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[thenormalsquint]

I didn't say it wasn't the truth.

[Conceited? Nope, just confident.]

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[feorge]

[Fine by him. He likes to dabble in both.]

Then you know it bears repeating. 'sides, you can't be that much older. What are you, twenty three? Twenty four?

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[thenormalsquint]

Flattering, but add ten.

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[feorge]

...Rubbish. It's unbecoming of a lady to lie.

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[thenormalsquint]

[For a minute, the feed switches to video and Angela's holding her DC driver's license up to the camera. It clearly says her birthday is October 26, 1978 making her almost 33.]

Nope. But thank you for feeding my ego.

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[feorge]

[...Well, now he's just confused.]

This time lapse nonsense is driving me mental. We're older than you.

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[thenormalsquint]

Not here, you're not.

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[feorge]

Technically we are. By months, even, and you hardly look a day over twenty. I say we call it evensies.

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[thenormalsquint]

Flattery will get you nowhere, kid.

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[feorge]

It's gotten me this far. Then again-.

[He is dead, so maybe it hasn't gotten him very far at all.]

I'll take that as a no, then?

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[thenormalsquint]

Nope. You'll always be whatever age you are now to me.

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[feorge]

Bummer. It was worth a shot.

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[thenormalsquint]

You never even had a chance, sweetie.

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[feorge]

You wound me, Angela. I hardly know how to go on like this.

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[thenormalsquint]

I'm sure you can think of something to ease the pain.

» audio » icon, are you suggesting a baby DOES FRED NEED TO EAT A BABY

[feorge]

[An exaggerated, lofty sigh.]

S'pose I could always go blow something up or otherwise distract myself from the mortal wounds deep within my heart. It's a hard life, I lead.

» audio » PERHAPS

[thenormalsquint]

I feel for you. Your life is indeed hard.

» audio » ......... (￣▽￣)

[feorge]

You haven't the faintest idea.