the man who laughed in the face of death

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[The post is coming from Fred's device, but when the video feed clicks on, George is standing there with a grin and.....flowers coming from the hole where his ear used to be. Several of them, bright as the glint in his eyes. Something is clearly Not Quite Right, but he looks right as rain.]

Know something, City? 's a bit annoying, waking up to your brother's face. Going from handsome as the Devil to, well...that. Tends to make a bloke feel a touch lopsided.

[His lips quirk, and maybe he's doing his best not to laugh when he hears someone else coming down the hall. He turns to look, flowers bouncing along with him, and then he's definitely doing his best not to laugh.

The twin who certainly looks much more like Fred comes into frame, wearing a rather bulky looking jumper and a knitted hat with a large bobble on the top. He gives his brother a sterm look.]

What did you just stick in my head?

S'pose that depends. Are you trying to make me look like a sack of potatoes?

[The conversation makes no sense, but the twins look right pleased with themselves. The feed ends with snorted laughter and George's(?) hand smacking the device.]

[ooc; Body Swap! Can't you guys just see the difference? Both twins will reply from curse journals, feorgeous and ingredible, and they are open to action around the City if you'd like to bump into them! Tags will be a little slow as well. Holiday season is upon us! ♥]

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.

[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]