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[ ic; contact ]
"Evening, ladies and gents. I am currently unavailable, and can't promise I won't be blown to bits or otherwise indisposed for the rest of the night, so really, contacting me here's mostly a bad job. Sorry!"
✎text
☎call
✉voicemail
☢panic
✎ text ; lmao i love it
[On both counts. He kind of adores your friendship, okok.]
✎ text ; i am glad, otherwise i would have to compel you to love it!
[ You're just lucky Caroline sort of adores you and your ridiculous accent and humour. ]
✎ text ; you wouldn't dare (nottalking)
[Read as: always. Where would he be without it?]
✎ text ; oh i /would/ (evil_grin)
[ She will never get this, will she? ]
YOU KNOW. I don't want you to splinch yourself.
[ Of course she remembers the bad part of Apparating. ]
✎ text ; ....sexy. kind of? /confused boner is confused
don't you worry about me. i've a good handle on my appathing and am free to bar hop whenever you so choose.
[One of the many perks of doing nothing with your afterlife.]
✎ text ; let me unconfuse you (EVIL_GRIN)
i feel like you're making fun of me for not knowing the proper name for your possible-splincher thing. you free tonight or tomorrow?
[ or eternal-life. bffs forever. ]
✎ text ; O-OMAI (blush) (girlkiss)
i wouldn't dare! tonight and tomorrow, as a matter of fact, though i'd advise against having a go at both. terrible, that.
[win.]
✎ text ; /fans self. oh you and your kisses!
good. because i can totally make you regret it. and, just for you, we can do both! do you have any preferred places? i kind of haven't been out to bars lately.
[ brb braiding your hair. ]
✎ text ; i know how you like it bb (evil_grin)
blimey. we'll be running the place dry at this rate. brilliant. i know a fair few, yeah.
[Get him drunk enough and it's a done deal. We'll also have to go back to the Goblet of Fire, though. Harry Potter and the Year the Hairstylist Boycotted Everyone, hello.]
✎ text ; [h u m p] i like it ginger and super fiiiine
you snooze, you lose. what's the point in having a bar if people don't abuse it? you know what? this sounds like the start to a beautiful boozeship, fred weasley.
[ hell yes. caroline will retcon that shit up for you, fred. you'll be the sexiest ginger of the ball! ]
✎ text ; oohgurl, lemme get atcha
may it last us a lifetime, caroline forbes. or two at that.
[LOLGEDDIT they're both dead (technically) [okay].]
✎ text ; my milkshake brings all the gingers to the yard.
[ i do. caroline, no. ]
✎ text ; and they're like "OHAI PRETTI LADIE"
not so long we can't forget the most of it with a few good drinks.
✎ text ; but this pretti ladie only has eyes for one ginger, you see
[ lie. she will be happy to just spend time with him. caroline misses just being with someone - platonically and romantically. she doesn't like being alone. ]
✎ text ; omg what who is he i will end him (gfuu)
[Good company + good drink = a grand evening, and Caroline just so happens to be the best of company - and Fred just so happens to know where to find the best of drinks. This will be a good night, indeed.]
✎ text ; george.
[ not a question. there will be plenty more. if they are good drinks, of course. ]
✎ text ; . . . o h. well then. [lonely]
[ooc; think this is an okay place to stop this thread? I'm trying to lessen the load. ;;]
✎ text ; bye forever. yes, we can end this here jsyk. ♥