feorge: (that transform a tool;)
fred. ([personal profile] feorge) wrote2011-11-19 01:03 pm

oo7.

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.


Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.

[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]
boutant: ([wet] lost)

[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-19 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why is she having this conversation. ] It was just supposed to be fluffy and cute, and then... porn.
outlive: NIGHTWING (anyone fancy a butterbeer?)

[personal profile] outlive 2011-11-19 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO]

Can't imagine why he'd want to do something like that, can you?
boutant: (Default)

[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-19 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh right. ]

Not always.

[ Er. ]

I'll try not to. I told Harry that I won't publish it, but I have housemates with no sense of privacy.
outlive: NIGHTWING (wellp)

[personal profile] outlive 2011-11-19 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[NOPE.JPG]

And you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

[But his tone is starting to betray amusement despite himself]
onlyholey: (business owners)

[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-11-19 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the very least we can give to the world.
designedtoparty: (slightly baffled)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-11-19 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't. What else could make a woman willing to have sex again after going through labour?

I still say thirty-seven sounds excessive. Unless you have kids in litters, then I suppose it's less unreasonable.

[ audio ]

[identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds rather frustrating a story, except for the 'happily ever after' part.

And 'the end'.

[identity profile] tangledintower.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Rapunzel doesn't know why she's reading all of these. Maybe because she finds some of them funny.

Like this one. This made Rapunzel laugh.]


That's not nice, Fred...funny, but not nice...

voice;

[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I am not having thirty-seven children.
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[personal profile] had_not_lived 2011-11-20 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Thirty-seven?

[identity profile] 1charmingangel.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say he was going for comedy.
boutant: (Default)

[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-21 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Awkward. ]

Apparently he's going to come over and set it on fire--

[ Wait a minute. ]

Was that a threat?

[ audio ]

[identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
What does Ginny think of it?

[identity profile] tangledintower.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[That just makes her laugh more.]

I wouldn't know, I don't have an older brother. I'll take your word for it.
outlive: NIGHTWING (what i would never laugh at you)

[personal profile] outlive 2011-11-21 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
There's no need to be so humble, Fred, someone might start to think you haven't got enough confidence.

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