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[feorge]

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.

[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]

Comments

[boutant]

It wasn't me. [ She sounds absolutely miserable as she continues. ] Mine was longer.

[onlyholey]

Brilliant work, Freddie. Really, top notch.

[outlive]

[HILARIOUS, FRED.]

Yeah, I reckon he is too.

[designedtoparty]

Thirty-seven? That sounds painful.

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[oshutup.livejournal.com]

That sounds rather frustrating a story, except for the 'happily ever after' part.

And 'the end'.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

[Rapunzel doesn't know why she's reading all of these. Maybe because she finds some of them funny.

Like this one. This made Rapunzel laugh.]

That's not nice, Fred...funny, but not nice...

voice;

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

I am not having thirty-seven children.

[had_not_lived]

Thirty-seven?

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

I'd say he was going for comedy.

[fatespoken]

Thirty-seven.

Are wizards usually that fecund?

[knowledgeably.livejournal.com]

What on earth is this tripe?!