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[feorge]

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.

[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]

Comments

[boutant]

It wasn't me. [ She sounds absolutely miserable as she continues. ] Mine was longer.

[feorge]

Don't suppose it was better written as well? I'd love to have a look at it.

[boutant]

You'd think that, but you would be wrong. Harry is going to murder me if I show anyone -- he might murder me for writing it in the first place.

[onlyholey]

Brilliant work, Freddie. Really, top notch.

[feorge]

Cheers, Georgie. Think there's a career in this for me? Could be the greatest writer of this generation.

[onlyholey]

I wouldn't quit your day job just at the moment.

[outlive]

[HILARIOUS, FRED.]

Yeah, I reckon he is too.

[feorge]

[YOU LAUGHED. ADMIT IT.]

Honestly, it's as though he was aiming to get a rise out of you lot. Terrible, that.

[designedtoparty]

Thirty-seven? That sounds painful.

[feorge]

Never underestimate the magic of love, mate.

[ audio ]

[oshutup.livejournal.com]

That sounds rather frustrating a story, except for the 'happily ever after' part.

And 'the end'.

[ audio ]

[feorge]

Those were my favourite bits as well, though I think the 'specky little prat' was a good touch.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

[Rapunzel doesn't know why she's reading all of these. Maybe because she finds some of them funny.

Like this one. This made Rapunzel laugh.]

That's not nice, Fred...funny, but not nice...

[feorge]

[Excellent.]

Oh, but didn't you know? I'm not nice at all. I'm the meanest older brother that ever lived.

voice;

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

I am not having thirty-seven children.

voice;

[feorge]

C'mon now, we need someone to carry on the clan! You can't shirk your responsibilities now.

[had_not_lived]

Thirty-seven?

[feorge]

Thirty-seven. Absurd, innit? S'pose that's just Harry and Gin.

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

I'd say he was going for comedy.

[feorge]

And do we say he succeeded?

[fatespoken]

Thirty-seven.

Are wizards usually that fecund?

[feorge]

Ginny's always gone above and beyond in her endeavors.

[knowledgeably.livejournal.com]

What on earth is this tripe?!

not here |D

[outlive]

[THANK YOU HERMIONE]

[feorge]

Tripe? [Scoff.] This is brilliant, Hermione. My best work yet! You ought to have seen the other drafts - now those were tripe.