feorge: (that transform a tool;)
fred. ([personal profile] feorge) wrote2011-11-19 01:03 pm

oo7.

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.


Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.

[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]

[identity profile] 1charmingangel.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hands down. He has earned himself a standing ovation.
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[personal profile] had_not_lived 2011-11-21 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
It seems a bit unrealistic.
boutant: ([mad] gonna cut youuu)

[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-21 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Please remember that I am at a good height to permanently damage your testicles and have experience with power tools.

[identity profile] tangledintower.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, okay.

[You're so weird, Fred.]
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[personal profile] had_not_lived 2011-11-21 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know what to say to that.

[identity profile] 1charmingangel.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. My compliments for his brilliant work.

[ audio ]

[identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I thought she might be. Good to know some things are consistent.

voice;

[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
My responsibilities? Oh, you mean shagging Harry? After the fuss you kicked up a few days ago, I'm surprised you're suddenly all for that.

[Harry, please forgive her. When Ginny Weasley takes the mickey, she is relentless.]

I'll go and phone him, shall I? If we're aiming for thirty-seven, we ought to get started.
boutant: ([catty] don't like it? leave.)

/patpat

[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-21 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
No. I'm just a very short girl going to school in a city with a lot of perverts, studying a field that is typically dominated by men. I don't let people push me around.

[identity profile] 1charmingangel.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Alas, I knew thee well.

[identity profile] tangledintower.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I...don't really know. I'm looking...I sort of hope not...

voice;

[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU WILL CRACK.]

Best do some shopping, then. Grandmum had twins with Uncle Gideon and Uncle Fabian and Mum with you and George. Merlin knows I've got to continue that tradition too, so I want two crates of Chocoballs from Honeydukes.

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