oo7.

[feorge]

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.

[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]

Comments

[knowledgeably.livejournal.com]

What on earth is this tripe?!

voice;

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

[PAUSE. Because... she believed she was a Gawain Weasley once.]

Er, yeah. Gawain. That'll do fine.

not here |D

[outlive]

[THANK YOU HERMIONE]

[feorge]

Remind me to write you into my will.

[feorge]

[Who said anything about making things easy?]

Oi, hold on, now. If I'm to be blamed for the destruction of your home, I'm going to be the one doing the destroying.

[This is srs, okok.]

[feorge]

No, I wouldn't imagine so. 's not exactly common, asking your mum about her nips.

[He really should...]

That exact bit, and I'll give you a nice Stinger up the bum if you even think about trying to go anywhere with that.

[feorge]

Probably for the best. Save your sanity while there's still a bit of it left.

[A wink!]

[feorge]

A wise decision, mate, if you fancy your bogeys in one place.

[feorge]

Tripe? [Scoff.] This is brilliant, Hermione. My best work yet! You ought to have seen the other drafts - now those were tripe.

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

Fred, I must insist that you write me into your will.

[had_not_lived]

If I what my what?

voice;

[feorge]

[...Does this count as you cracking first?]

Shame, he could've been the most exciting nipper on the block.

[feorge]

Consider it done.

[feorge]

Even better that you don't know. You can play the blissfully unaware card.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, don't worry, man. I'll leave all that up to her boyfriend. Maybe I'll even give him a few pointers if he can't manage to work out what to do with them.

[had_not_lived]

I'll take your word for that.

[boutant]

[ That's the problem, isn't it? :C ]

Hopefully Harry won't destroy anything, then.

voice;

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

[NO.]

Ffionn and Gawaine, then. They'd have loads to live up to with you two as their uncles, you realise.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

Heee, okay! I'll take your advice on that, Fred.

[feorge]

Cheers, Neil.

[feorge]

And then I'll have both your bollocks strung up for Christmas.

voice;

[feorge]

[Pssshh.]

Ah, I'm sure Georgie'll do a spectacular job of showing them the ropes.

voice;

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

[Her first thought is you will too but then she remembers the reality of their world. The future she hasn't lived yet but has coped with all these years all the same. It's so easy to forget, some days, because it isn't in her recent memory as actually having happened, but it has and it will. She doesn't know what to say to this, doesn't know how to continue it.

So she tries for a laugh, instead.]

Assuming I'll ever have twins, of course. I rather hope not. Growing up with you two was more than enough for me.

[feorge]

[Forever and always. :D

BRB, threatening the Boy Who Lived.]

[designedtoparty]

Much as I appreciate you offering to let me in on your customs, I sort of like them where they are.

Ask again next year and I'll let you know where we stand.