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[feorge]

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.

[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]

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o-oh...

[boutant]

[ It would be helpful, of course, if someone would fill her in on that. What she knows is a hand sliding up her back, being informed that he's not looking for anything more than "this", and despite any evidence to the contrary, she's keeping that in the front of her mind. It's tied up with warnings about reality, about dreams and projections, and if she closes her eyes she can see Mal Cobb in a ruined hotel room asking her that all-important question.

Do you know what it is to be a lover? ]

My roommate did that to our last apartment. If it happens again, I'm moving into a cave.

y e p

[feorge]

[And make things easy on you? Not a chance. It's not like they know what they want - George probably doesn't even realise that he fancies her quite so much. Living in the middle of a war doesn't quite leave time for forming steadfast relationships when you never know if they'll be Snatched the next day, or if you'll finally be caught by one of the Death Eaters in their search for the Chosen One. They've got some growing up to do.

Do not laugh at her flat being burnt down, Fred. Do not laugh.]

Let's hope it doesn't come to that, aye? Should hope you haven't got to be reduced to troll-hood.

(blush)

[boutant]

[ If there's one thing Ariadne hates, it's not knowing. She knows there are things they're not telling her; her conversation with Harry and with George before that was enough to clue her in on that. She doesn't mind that quite so much (yet) as not knowing where she stands, though. ]

If it happens twice in under a month when it hasn't happened once in twenty-three years up until now, I'm calling it a curse.

(girlkiss)

[feorge]

[The list of Things We Do Not Talk About is a long one, Ariadne. We may never get through to them all - there's loads of not knowing to be had.]

They seem to be the City's specialty, so I'd say it's a fair assessment. The trick of the matter is escaping the curse. You probably ought to avoid open flames for awhile.

(heart)

[boutant]

[ Just be careful not to let her find the list, or she'll go through every single one of them. ]

Does welding count?

♥!

[feorge]

[Thank Merlin it's never been written.]

'fraid so. Best to take it someplace fireproof.

(:3=

[boutant]

[ It would make her quest for answers much easier. ]

If Harry burns my house down, I'm blaming you. Just so you're aware.

[feorge]

[Who said anything about making things easy?]

Oi, hold on, now. If I'm to be blamed for the destruction of your home, I'm going to be the one doing the destroying.

[This is srs, okok.]

[boutant]

[ That's the problem, isn't it? :C ]

Hopefully Harry won't destroy anything, then.

[feorge]

[Forever and always. :D

BRB, threatening the Boy Who Lived.]