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[feorge]

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.

[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]

Comments

[boutant]

It wasn't me. [ She sounds absolutely miserable as she continues. ] Mine was longer.

[feorge]

Don't suppose it was better written as well? I'd love to have a look at it.

[onlyholey]

Brilliant work, Freddie. Really, top notch.

[feorge]

Cheers, Georgie. Think there's a career in this for me? Could be the greatest writer of this generation.

[boutant]

You'd think that, but you would be wrong. Harry is going to murder me if I show anyone -- he might murder me for writing it in the first place.

[outlive]

[HILARIOUS, FRED.]

Yeah, I reckon he is too.

[onlyholey]

I wouldn't quit your day job just at the moment.

[feorge]

Who, Potter? Completely harmless, couldn't hurt a Horklump. C'mon, let's have it.

[boutant]

What's a Horklump? [ It sounds disgusting. ]

Fred. There is porn in it.

[feorge]

[YOU LAUGHED. ADMIT IT.]

Honestly, it's as though he was aiming to get a rise out of you lot. Terrible, that.

[feorge]

And I thought I'd finally found my artistic canvas. Bollocks.

1/2

[feorge]

[They are.]

No bloody way. You've written porn of Harry?

[feorge]

[And then a thought!]

It hasn't got my sister in it, has it?

[boutant]

[ Ariadne is going to continue to sound absolutely miserable here. ] I couldn't help it.

Yes. They're my OTP, or so this curse has decided.

[onlyholey]

Clearly you just need to practice a little more, brother. Hone in that raw, natural talent of yours.

[feorge]

[omg hdu. At least you have him sufficiently distracted at the mo'.]

Oh-tee-what, now?

[feorge]

I don't suppose you'd be so kind as to help me, dearest brother of mine?

[boutant]

[ She really couldn't help it. :C ]

OTP. One True Pairing.

[feorge]

[(nottalking)]

And that - one true whatever - that means you've got to write my sister having a tumble with Harry?

[designedtoparty]

Thirty-seven? That sounds painful.

[onlyholey]

I suppose I could everything a second set of eyes. If you think it'll help at all.

[feorge]

Never underestimate the magic of love, mate.

[boutant]

[ :C ]

Basically.

It didn't start out that way...

[feorge]

I think we've made a few brilliant things along the line. What's one more to add to the list?

[feorge]

Oh, 'course not. Can't have a porno just jumping into the thick of things. It's all about quality.