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Nov. 19th, 2011 01:03 pm
feorge: (that transform a tool;)
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Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.


Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.

[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]

Date: 2011-12-07 08:31 pm (UTC)
designedtoparty: (I guess I could go for that)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
Don't you? I always figured most people have heard it at least once in their lives.

Date: 2011-12-10 07:16 pm (UTC)
designedtoparty: (we should have phone sex)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
Yeah, if I could magic I'd be filling people's anuses with those poison ant things all the time.

Date: 2011-12-12 11:39 pm (UTC)
designedtoparty: (smug)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
Because you know I'd be better?

Date: 2011-12-13 12:15 am (UTC)
designedtoparty: (disbelieving)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
[Watch out, Fred. You keep that up, you're not going to be able to fight off all the ladies who'll come running for you.]

Aw, come on. I'd be great. Can you imagine all the shit I could do?

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