oo7.

Nov. 19th, 2011 01:03 pm
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Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.


Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.

[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]

Date: 2011-11-19 09:43 pm (UTC)
boutant: (Default)
From: [personal profile] boutant
[ :C ]

Basically.

It didn't start out that way...

Date: 2011-11-19 09:50 pm (UTC)
boutant: ([wet] lost)
From: [personal profile] boutant
[ Why is she having this conversation. ] It was just supposed to be fluffy and cute, and then... porn.

Date: 2011-11-19 10:11 pm (UTC)
boutant: (Default)
From: [personal profile] boutant
[ Oh right. ]

Not always.

[ Er. ]

I'll try not to. I told Harry that I won't publish it, but I have housemates with no sense of privacy.

Date: 2011-11-21 01:12 am (UTC)
boutant: (Default)
From: [personal profile] boutant
[ Awkward. ]

Apparently he's going to come over and set it on fire--

[ Wait a minute. ]

Was that a threat?

Date: 2011-11-21 02:23 am (UTC)
boutant: ([mad] gonna cut youuu)
From: [personal profile] boutant
Please remember that I am at a good height to permanently damage your testicles and have experience with power tools.

/patpat

Date: 2011-11-21 04:52 am (UTC)
boutant: ([catty] don't like it? leave.)
From: [personal profile] boutant
No. I'm just a very short girl going to school in a city with a lot of perverts, studying a field that is typically dominated by men. I don't let people push me around.

/scritches

Date: 2011-11-21 05:56 am (UTC)
boutant: (Default)
From: [personal profile] boutant
Harry and your brother are coming over to burn it, apparently.

Well, Harry's coming over to burn it. I think your brother is just going to look for anything else I wrote and embarrass me to death.

/purrs

Date: 2011-11-21 07:18 am (UTC)
boutant: (Default)
From: [personal profile] boutant
I think he's looking for more porn.

[ She has no idea what Fred is thinking, of course, but she doesn't think it's much more than that. Of course, she's not sure what to think about some of the other things George has done, either -- an arc-boutant is really not that gorgeous if you're not an architect, so was he talking about her? When she asked him to give her something else to sketch, why was his answer the house she grew up in? She doesn't know, and she's trying not to think on it too much. ]

Harry can add it to the bonfire.

o-oh...

Date: 2011-11-21 07:41 am (UTC)
boutant: (Default)
From: [personal profile] boutant
[ It would be helpful, of course, if someone would fill her in on that. What she knows is a hand sliding up her back, being informed that he's not looking for anything more than "this", and despite any evidence to the contrary, she's keeping that in the front of her mind. It's tied up with warnings about reality, about dreams and projections, and if she closes her eyes she can see Mal Cobb in a ruined hotel room asking her that all-important question.

Do you know what it is to be a lover? ]


My roommate did that to our last apartment. If it happens again, I'm moving into a cave.

(blush)

Date: 2011-11-21 03:48 pm (UTC)
boutant: (Default)
From: [personal profile] boutant
[ If there's one thing Ariadne hates, it's not knowing. She knows there are things they're not telling her; her conversation with Harry and with George before that was enough to clue her in on that. She doesn't mind that quite so much (yet) as not knowing where she stands, though. ]

If it happens twice in under a month when it hasn't happened once in twenty-three years up until now, I'm calling it a curse.

(heart)

Date: 2011-11-21 09:17 pm (UTC)
boutant: ([architect] working)
From: [personal profile] boutant
[ Just be careful not to let her find the list, or she'll go through every single one of them. ]

Does welding count?

(:3=

Date: 2011-11-21 10:51 pm (UTC)
boutant: ([default] leave my door open)
From: [personal profile] boutant
[ It would make her quest for answers much easier. ]

If Harry burns my house down, I'm blaming you. Just so you're aware.

Date: 2011-11-27 09:57 pm (UTC)
boutant: ([smile] :>)
From: [personal profile] boutant
[ That's the problem, isn't it? :C ]

Hopefully Harry won't destroy anything, then.

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