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Entry tags:
- !poly,
- .curse,
- fred is up to no good,
- have you had enough of us yet?,
- j.k. trolling strikes again!,
- la la distraction time,
- our shenanigans are cheeky and fun,
- relationshippy stuff is gross,
- what the devil is going on here?,
- ~ariadne,
- ~george weasley,
- ~ginny weasley,
- ~harry potter,
- ~jace lightwood,
- ~nathan young,
- ~neil perry,
- ~peter pevensie,
- ~rapunzel
oo7.
Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future
Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.
The End.
Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.
[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]
Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.
The End.
Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.
[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]
/patpat
/clings
[Remind Fred to give George another high five later...]
But this changes nothing. I'm placing my trust in you, Ariadne.
/scritches
Well, Harry's coming over to burn it. I think your brother is just going to look for anything else I wrote and embarrass me to death.
/nuzzles
[Georgie, you twat. He fancies you a lot more than Fred had realised, it seems.]
Blimey. Might be best to start hiding things now while you've the upper hand.
/purrs
[ She has no idea what Fred is thinking, of course, but she doesn't think it's much more than that. Of course, she's not sure what to think about some of the other things George has done, either -- an arc-boutant is really not that gorgeous if you're not an architect, so was he talking about her? When she asked him to give her something else to sketch, why was his answer the house she grew up in? She doesn't know, and she's trying not to think on it too much. ]
Harry can add it to the bonfire.
(evil_grin)
Brilliant. Just don't set the house on fire.
o-oh...
Do you know what it is to be a lover? ]
My roommate did that to our last apartment. If it happens again, I'm moving into a cave.
y e p
Do not laugh at her flat being burnt down, Fred. Do not laugh.]
Let's hope it doesn't come to that, aye? Should hope you haven't got to be reduced to troll-hood.
(blush)
If it happens twice in under a month when it hasn't happened once in twenty-three years up until now, I'm calling it a curse.
(girlkiss)
They seem to be the City's specialty, so I'd say it's a fair assessment. The trick of the matter is escaping the curse. You probably ought to avoid open flames for awhile.
(heart)
Does welding count?
♥!
'fraid so. Best to take it someplace fireproof.
(:3=
If Harry burns my house down, I'm blaming you. Just so you're aware.
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Oi, hold on, now. If I'm to be blamed for the destruction of your home, I'm going to be the one doing the destroying.
[This is srs, okok.]
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Hopefully Harry won't destroy anything, then.
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BRB, threatening the Boy Who Lived.]