feorge: (that transform a tool;)
fred. ([personal profile] feorge) wrote2011-11-19 01:03 pm

oo7.

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.


Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a real tosspot.

[ooc; Y E P. He is not cursed. :D Also: I am still technically on hiatus but I'm trying to make AC for this month anyway so I will reply to these tags, but expect them to be a little slow. Sorry!]
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[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-19 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't me. [ She sounds absolutely miserable as she continues. ] Mine was longer.
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[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-11-19 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant work, Freddie. Really, top notch.
boutant: ([upset] please or we'll die)

[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-19 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd think that, but you would be wrong. Harry is going to murder me if I show anyone -- he might murder me for writing it in the first place.
outlive: NIGHTWING (and also i hate you)

[personal profile] outlive 2011-11-19 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[HILARIOUS, FRED.]

Yeah, I reckon he is too.
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[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-11-19 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't quit your day job just at the moment.
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[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-19 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
What's a Horklump? [ It sounds disgusting. ]

Fred. There is porn in it.
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[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-19 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ariadne is going to continue to sound absolutely miserable here. ] I couldn't help it.

Yes. They're my OTP, or so this curse has decided.
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[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-11-19 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly you just need to practice a little more, brother. Hone in that raw, natural talent of yours.
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[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-19 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She really couldn't help it. :C ]

OTP. One True Pairing.
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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-11-19 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Thirty-seven? That sounds painful.
onlyholey: (polyjuice)

[personal profile] onlyholey 2011-11-19 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose I could everything a second set of eyes. If you think it'll help at all.
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[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-19 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ :C ]

Basically.

It didn't start out that way...

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